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The LJSlash Instantfic was inspired by and modified from the Angel/Oz Slash-O-Matic Title:   Dangerous Desire Forbidden Interesting Naughty Night Secret Strange Twilight Taste   above all and for between beyond by if of with   Blood Darkness Desire Eternity Fate Forever Love Night Passion Time   Alaric Ash Cadal Charles Chris Damon Doug Gabriel Galen Julian Louis Matt Merlin Nick Quinn Rob Stefan Thierry Tom Zach and   Alaric Ash Cadal Charles Chris Damon Doug Gabriel Galen Julian Louis Matt Merlin Nick Quinn Rob Stefan Thierry Tom Zach are   having sex about to have sex talking about having sex commiting grand theft looking for a Wild Power brooding manfully playing a Game getting married sniffing some Worldleaf giving their car a lube job but the problem is   it's not enough. one of them is engaged. one of them is a vampire. one of them is too short. they've run out of smokes. they've run out of lube. the publisher disapproves. the Final Battle has arrived. an innocent girl needs saving. Meanwhile,   in New Salem in Fell's Church at the high school in a dark, confined space in Vickie's back yard inside the Institute in the Tunnel Of Love back at the mansion over in Irenahl within the Shadow World ,   Frost Elena Morgana Jackal Mac Bonnie Katherine Maya Blaise Jenny Dee Klaus Sean Portia Mr. Zetes Black John and   Frost Meredith Morgana Jackal Mac Bonnie Katherine Maya Blaise Audrey Dee Klaus Sean Portia Mr. Zetes Black John are   having sex. about to have sex. talking about having sex. dancing the night away. flirting. avoiding one another. getting married. performing unnecessarily complex spells. fleeing the Wild Hunt. joining the Wild Hunt. fighting with big scary swords. reading some ancient scrolls. having a bitchfight. trying to take over the world. wondering how Thierry got so much money. trying to tune in to their ancestors. charging money for sexual favors. wondering why Elena won't stay dead. pretending to be their ex-lovers. Suddenly,   a werewolf with big teeth and claws an undead rotting corpse a giant bat Julian's leather underwear Lewis Carroll a Mary-Sue a delightfully purple house a long-lost Salvatore a close relative a Wild Power   explodes announces they have a soulmate dies tragically falls down starts hacking them to pieces starts quoting pop songs tells them 'You are the Weakest Link! Goodbye!' comes back from the dead declares their love for Depeche Mode , forcing everyone   into hormonal overdrive. into a crypt. to become vampires. into a cave. to contemplate their path in life. to run away screaming. to dish out bitchy one liners. to wear lots of leather and look sexy. to blurt out their most secret fantasies. to get in touch with their sensitive sides. into severe self-loathing and doubt. to have sex. to mock Stefan's impotence. Naturally enough, the better half of our couple in question gets on the situation right away and   slips into something more comfortable broods for a while disappears conveniently regrets killing his girlfriend drinks some animal blood fancies himself a bad-ass steals himself a big van admires his reflection (or lack thereof) resents that his girlfriend won't stay dead runs around with a big stick , while his partner   is silent. pretends he's not interested. throws black jujubees at him. smears chocolate spread over his nipples. attends a gay rodeo. is small but perfectly formed. joins the cast of Rocky Horror. lounges gracefully, nude. says something witty. falls down. is lost in a Chaotic Zone. sees things no one else can. puts on a dress and plays paper dolls. Fortunately, the problem can be solved simply   by letting a candle burn down. by smashing some mirrors. by killing a few werewolves. by joining Circle Daybreak. by fleeing to another world. by everyone having sex. by intensive brooding. by attacking their closest relatives. This means of course, that the other problem, relating to   their girlfriends their own closeted homosexuality their ancient sorrow and guilt the impending Final Battle their debt to humanity their own inevitable deaths the evil principal that pesky runestave the token Mary-Sue's overbearing nature the small army of dead people the Night World assassins how to let people know about this the burdens of parapsychology Tyler's meaty hands can be solved by   amazing powers of repression. a quick trip to Fell Andred. sacrificing their girlfriends. having sex again. This time standing up. a new brand of lube. reading some children's poems. Bonnie getting a new perm. finding the fourth Wild Power. having group therapy. watching some MTV. As the story ends, everyone   grieves. pretends to have known all along. develops a nasty itch. goes to see Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. swaers their eternal devotion. denies all knowledge. has a new feeling of self-worth. melts into the shadows. THE END