fanpoems
R. Ongoing. 12/08/2002.

Haiku

Damon wished to be
Stefan's sex slave for the night
So he was collared

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Alaric was scared
of Damon's long pointed teeth
but not his erection

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Julian and Damon
had sex (with chocolate sauce)
Damon was on top

Then Julian whispered
dirty things in Damon's ear
goading him onward

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Damon was naughty:
He liked his sex dry, in drag,
with golden showers



Limericks

Stefan and Damon were so gay
They liked to have hot sex all day
Then, like a boob,
Stefan used all the lube
But they did it again anyway.

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There once was an old man named Zetes
Who liked to read all about Keats
They both were old perverts
And ate heavy desserts
And that's why they had dirty sheets.

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